Cookie Salad With Chocolate Chip Juice

NOTE: DO NOT MIND THE TITLE. I COULDN'T THINK OF ANYTHING TO NAME IT... SO I NAMED IT COOKIE SALAD WITH CHOCOLATE CHIP JUICE... ACTUALLY ON SECOND THOUGHT THAT SOUNDS KINDA GOOD... YUMYUMYUMYUMYUMYUMYUMYUMYUM!!!!!!!!

OKAY SO TALKING ABOUT COOKIE SALAD WITH CHOCOLATE CHIP JUICE ISN'T REALLY THE REASON THAT I'M WRITING NOW... EVEN THOUGH THAT DOES SOUNDS GOOD... NO. THE REAL REASON THAT I'M WRITING RIGHT NOW IS BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO. I'M DONE PACKING FOR FRANCE, SO I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO... I WAS LISTENING TO MUSIC EARLIER, BUT THEN I GOT BORED OF LISTENING TO THE HELL SONG OVER AND OVER (TITLE: THE HELL SONG     BAND:SUM 41..... SUM 41 IS LIKE THE BEST BAND IN THE UNIVERSE... ALONG WITH GREENDAY AND EVANESCENCE AND THREE DAYS GRACE AND AVRIL LAVIGNE AND JOHNNY CASH AND JIMI HENDRIX AND OTHER PEOPLE.... OK LET'S GET BACK TO WHAT I WAS SAYING BEFORE THIS WHOLE THING STARTED... OK 1... 2... 3... GO!!!!!), AND IT GOT KINDA BORING AFTER A WHILE... SO I JUST CAME DOWN TO THE COMPUTER AND STARTED TO WRITE ABOUT RANDOM STUFF... YEA.... UMMMM.... LALALALALALALALALALALALALALA!! URG I NEED TO STOP GETTING OFF TOPIC.... OK BACK TO WHAT I WAS TRYING TO SAY IN THE FIRST PLACE....

OK SO GETTING BACK TO WHAT I WAS REALLY TRYING TO SAY IN THE FIRST PLACE WAS THAT I'M SOOOOOOOOOOPER EXCITED ABOUT TOMORROW!!!! WHY, YOU MAY ASK?? IT'S BECAUSE... I'M FINALLY GOING TO FRANCE!!! SORRY IF I SAY THIS TOO MUCH, BUT I'M JUST REALLY EXCITED ABOUT IT... YAY!!! AND DON'T WORRY AVA, I'LL BRING YOU BACK A CROISSANT.... I THINK THATS HOW YOU SPELL IT... EITHER THAT OR THE EQUIVALENT OF A U.S. PENNY.... SO SAYS AVANOODLE.... HAHAHAHAHA!! BUT DON'T WORRY I WILL BRING YOU SOMETHING BACK... BUT I'M NOT REALLY SURE WHAT YET..... OK YEA......

OK SO THAT WAS WHAT I WAS TRYING TO SAY  THIS WHOLE TIME... WOW... IT TOOK ME A LONG TIME JUST TO SAY WHAT I WAS ACTUALLY TRYING TO SAY... AS YOU CAN SEE, I GET VERY DISTRACTED BY-- OH LOOK A SQUIRREL! I'LL GO CHASE IT!!! YAY!!!!

OK SO CHASING A SQUIRREL DIDN'T REALLY WORK OUT AS GOOD AS I PLANNED... AS IT TURNS OUT TWO BAD THINGS HAPPENED:

1. THE SQUIRREL RAN UP A TREE, AND WHEN I WAS TRYING TO GET IT OFF A VERY SKINNY BRANCH, THE BRANCH KINDA BROKE.... AND I FELL LIKE 10 FEET.... MY ARM AND MY LEG AND MY SPLEEN BROKE...

2. AS IT TURNS OUT, THE SQUIRREL HAD RABIES, SO AFTER I FELL AND MY ARM WAS BROKEN, THE SQUIRREL CAME DOWN AND BIT ME IN A FEW HUNDRED PLACES... SO NOW I'M FOAMING AT THE MOUTH WHILE I'M WRITING THIS.... WHOOPS!! SOME FOAM GOT ON THE COMPUTER.... HAHAHA

SO NOW I'M WRITING THIS IN THE HOSPITAL, WITH MY ARM BROKEN AND MY LEG BROKEN AND MY SPLEEN BROKEN AND FOAMING AT THE MOUTH... YEA I'M IN PRETTY BAD SHAPE...

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UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO SAY NOW... I THINK THAT I RAN OUT OF THINGS TO SAY.... 

WELL THIS STINKS!!!!!!

WELL, I GUESS I HAVE TO GO. I'LL KEEP WRITING WHEN I'M IN FRANCE....... OK BYEAS!!!

-GUITARFREAK ♡

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AVA!!!!!!! IT WORKED!!!!! WE FINAL HAVE A FULL I PERSON!!!!!!

DON'T WORRY MIKE, WE'RE NOT STEALING YOU I PEOPLE... THEY'RE STILL YOURS...